Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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