just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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