There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You have to summon your inner elephant
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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