you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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