just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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