rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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