i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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