Yo dont text me then not text me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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