i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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