Pappa wants mamma naked
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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