belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
