He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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