They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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