She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
how drunk are you?
Several
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
