this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
