I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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