After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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