Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Omg I joined a choir last night...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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