some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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