I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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