i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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