No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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