Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
