I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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