So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I forget how to act sober
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
