the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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