so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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