Got a toothbrush?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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