Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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