I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Bring me that man meat
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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