She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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