Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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