He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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