like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Randomize
