what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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