Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
no. you can't hotbox the world.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Randomize
