i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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