Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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