what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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