i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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