Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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