I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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