if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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