i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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