quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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