I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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