the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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