We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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