I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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