I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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