i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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